Elsewhere there’s Fuzion Frenzy, an absurd, ersatz Mario Party clone with a bizarre Jet Set Radio art style, which is best known for being one of the most ancillary launch titles of all time. If you opened up an Xbox on Christmas morning with a copy of Fuzion Frenzy instead of Halo you probably still carry trauma to…

My first impression of that truck was a VW fiberglass kit car off the set of Freejack. Still is.

Do you want P3rf3ct Dark? Because that's how you get P3rf3ct Dark.

Jeez.  I thought I was playing Cyberpunk, not a Riot Games Management Sim.

Word up. Just take a look at the main image for this article - does that look like a quality game? Look at their hair. Look how dumpy Cap is. They couldn’t get the licensing for the MCU versions, but they refused to let it go and come up with something truly their own, and so wound up with these bootleg knockoff…

Doing the right thing meant no paycheck.

“Someone still tell me why I even need an xbox when my pc can do all that shit better.”

This could be why Sony now says the X button is called the “cross button.”

I think we could have called Bobby Kotick, but there were a lot fewer Rs than I thought there would be. So that’s lovely.

then, at the next intersection, we watch the Cruise Bolt almost hit a Toyota SUV

Look...Ian...I mean this in the nicest way possible, and I say this as a fellow progressive who has tried to get people to vote for Bernie twice in a row, and this isn’t directed at you specifically but at the group you are currently representing with this article...but please, shut the fuck up.

Hey Siri, how do you unread an article?

Oh, for... This is a ridiculous article.

The Biden campaign made a cheery and silly Animal Crossing island. It’s neat. It will change few minds (and it shouldn’t) but it’s a nice, silly diversion.

I’m sorry you’re tired (we all are, because Holy Shit this administration) but this whole article is like a festival of…

or Yuri Lowenthal if they’re feelin a bit spicy.

the word you’re looking for is disassembled 

Sounds like she dove right into the culture wars of the 21st century... by borrowing the plot of a 1980 Brian DePalma movie... for a novel about a detective named “Cormoran Strike.”

Or, hear me out, it’s okay to like things that influenced you as a kid and it’s okay to be bummed out when the author is revealed to be a bigot.

Yeah, you’re right, it’s better to make a child feel isolated than to change some phrasing, good point. 

I’m sure they’re happy that you’ve got Gamepass ultimate.  I don’t think this hardware is particularly important to the future of the Xbox brand, but Gamepass certainly is.

I’ve read through the article like three times now, and I am confused about what Brewer was told and when, and what the actual claim of wrongdoing against The Atlantic is. I get that the ultimate wrong here is supposed to be that Brewer was (in addition to being misgendered) “outed without consent by a national…