Except you are woefully wrong. Most tat places will cover gang tats for FREE. They let the apprentices do it. My tat person charges $150-200 an hour, and sets aside time every week to cover gang and prison tats for free.

How can Airwolf be a rip-off? They had a hollowed-out volcano base. Totally different.

He was papped recently, trying to ice skate uphill...

There are no stakes in any movie because they’re all made up stories with actors playing make belief.

The news is who won. That the finals (or any scheduled event, for that matter) happened is not news. If it really bothers you that much, don’t access Kotaku on finals weekend before watching the games. I don’t.

It’s a rail bridge, so raising the level of the bridge isn’t an option.

Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side.

I am a bit embarrassed to have to spell this out so directly but maintaining separation between sales and editorial is a foundational tenet of journalistic ethics.

who solve crimes by their smell and can teleport using selfies

We don’t chuck full beer cans at innocent bystandards at a football game if that means anything these days

You can’t judge these people Erik. Not everyone can afford the safety equipment and fees needed to shine lasers at aircraft at a track. Besides, I bet you once recorded a baseball game without the express written consent of Major League Baseball, so get off your high horse.

The mean spirited attacks on Fieri are not because people ate at his restaurants and were upset with the food quality.

As an aside, I marvel at the fact that movies continue to ask whether humans are interested in fucking robots. Yes. They are. We settled this. Just stop asking.

I say this knowing that Alita came out in the ‘90s.

It’s a live sporting event. There is no such thing as spoilers for a live sporting event. If you choose not to watch it live then it’s up to you to avoid people discussing it. The world does not revolve around you and your schedule.

What if you just didn’t pay attention to it? You clicked on this article, which seems silly.

This has already been covered by Jalopnik two years ago. There is no such thing as spoilers in motor racing. It’s a live event, the moment it happens, it’s not a spoiler, it’s called news.

Someone else said it much better than I.

Modern striker fired handguns (Glock’s, M&P’s, XD’s, VP9's, P320's, etc.) are designed to be carried with a round chambered. This is considered normal nowdays, I’ve not met a firearms instructor in the last 5 years who advises carrying without a round in the chamber.

Also, no one's 100% sure how the thumbs thing worked in the Roman Empire. There's several competing theories.

It’s also probably easier to train miners to become astronauts than to teach astronauts how to mine cobalt.