“All I see are two equivalent assholes and one winning.”

This isn’t Windows 7 updating to Windows 10. This is someone who already has Windows 10 who installed a Windows 10 update and then didn’t reboot when the OS told him to, so it auto rebooted after a certain period of time. This happened at a really inopportune time.

Yeah, except the software we use at my work doesn’t currently work on anything newer than maybe Win7. If I came in on a Monday and found some of the workstations had automatically updated themselves over the weekend, I’d have all kinds of hell to deal with.

Bernie and his team wanted—nay, demanded, like it was somehow deserved—the support of a massive political entity that he has, for 26 years, refused to be a part of. He spent a quarter of a century telling the Democratic party to fuck off, and now when he wanted their help and support, no surprise, he didn’t get it.…

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

Well that is an asinine comment, that is like saying you can’t build a house out of wood because you also need nails.

Dear Bride,

Wheels should be trained like this tire.

Free tickets? Yankees can’t devalue their product that much.

To attend preseason games you have to sign a loyalty pledge affirming that you will support the Yankees during the regular season.

Solo with the muscle car makes me thing of Interstate ‘76

You should probably learn what clickbait actually means. I did and you won’t believe what happened next!

That threw me for a second. It looks like 280 feet/km at first glance.

Humiliation? Please. We’d have done the same thing if a bunch of Iranian sailors drifted into one of our harbors.

so miffed that this is a PS only release. I get it, freQ and Amp are Sony IPs, but still. Played both those games for hours on end on a daily basis.
Also: Freezepop.

I feel very comfortable in saying that was no good. You can see the ball to the left of the goal post.

If you cannot handle an unreliable narrator, don't seek challenging narratives.

“ctrl+f”
‘old republic’
‘Kotor’

Not hits. Sorry, this article is invalid.

Kotaku has editorial control over what comics are and aren’t put up here. If a comic directly insults them, I can’t blame them for not putting it up. But that’s also not a reason to hold a grudge forever and take them off the roster (though I’d be for that since I never really liked Penny Arcade in the first place).

Also... I'm not advocating being awful to staff or anything, but as an employee aren't you more or less obligated to just suck it up when a customer is minorly rude to you?