He and Kyrie can just walk off the edge together.

“Kyrie wants to get out before the collapse” makes more sense to me than “Kyrie wants to be the focal point”. I guess Irving thinks he’s better than I do.

For most tennis players, the first fault isn’t usually a problem. Now, if this reopened investigation also concludes that Williams caused the accident, that would be a double fault, and the advantage in the case goes to her opponent.

He’s going to Miami, bank on it. The man is a GLORY BOY who will follow the glitz and glamour to South Beach.

That’s only heard in the Tour De Canada

Yes. I say the sport could do with more politeness.

If you think that’s bad, wait until Trump’s Tour de France.

Holy shit. The idiocy of this take is so massively dense it’s going to envelop all of twitter.

don’t make it out to be worse than it is, andrew - those tires are only flat on the bottom.

Nope, definitely going to Perkins.

Its the asian blood line

Well, there’s hall of fame, then there’s the pantheon:

Man, between this and crashing when his wife was chasing him who’d have thought that driving would be the part of his game that left him first.

Does this count as another major?

No choice of Cablinasian in the Jupiter police database?

barkley rules, is a legitimately funny person, and has good insight. Shaq sucks, is tremendously unfunny, and just really, really sucks

I’ve said this before, but I think it warrants repeating. It’s not so much the calling of passing plays that bothers me so much as the *types* of pass plays that were called. I mean, if the NE defense is expecting a run and instead you pass and surprise them and pick up an easy first down, I have no problem with that…

“So was the South, but I fixed that”

Beat it, jerk.

Tigers are like, almost twice the size of lions, dude.