Don’t forget Louisiana-Lafayette. What a shitty selection of overpriced crap.

Don’t forget Louisiana-Lafayette. What a shitty selection of overpriced crap.

Naw, I didn’t do all of that. Really the kid was really nice to me and helped me to get situated in school and in the community. It was a real culture shock coming from Louisiana to Germany, riding on a train to get to school and basically having to deal with people who were not just in the military. Also learning to…

I did the same, moved from Ft. Polk LA to Giessen Germany as a 6th grader and felt completely awkward on the first day of school. Luckily a neighbor of mine was in the same school and showed me around and invited me to eat lunch with his crew of nerds. I called them nerds, took their chocolate milks and punched my…

Brunch and football is a Pacific Northwest kind of thing. When I lived in Tacoma we would go to this restaurant on the water and watch games and chill for a while. Of course this was when the Hawks were in a different division and were constantly getting their butts whacked by my Broncos....and before all of the…

He should sue his barber.....

There is nothing to see here, those American troops are hundreds of miles away from Baghdad......Two M1s roll past in the background firing off their .50 cals!!!!

Of course it could but the fire wold not be caused by trash

Unmitigated disaster with the Nuggets, then again the Nuggets....

The Family Circus was a lazy attempt at making a comic, I remember many Sundays looking at this comic with the kid running around the neighborhood and wondered in the author could not do a much better job at drawing.

Don’t propose to someone who’s already married as well.

“Without even getting into the insane pomp and circumstance of a wedding, the average engagement ring now costs $4,000. Remember those marketing campaigns telling you to spend two months of salary?” LoL, that is one of the biggest scams going, two months salary on a rock, no thanks. I’d rather put that money to…

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is only the beginnings of the shit show (literally) that will be the Rio Olympics!

“When the bear was seen again Wednesday, Hawkins found it and lassoed it around its midsection. After some struggles, the 100-pound bear came after Hawkins and the two had “a couple of good rolls in the grass.” That, ladies and gentlemen, is Colorado country living in a nutshell

I took my kids to the one in Anaheim and we had the worst time. They were 5 and 4 at the time and had been taking swimming lessons so they had very minimal interest in the park and maximum interest in the hotel pool. To think that I spent almost $4k on that trip when we could have just gone to the local YMCA for about…

A lot of their leadership has been forced out or jailed by the current regime. I hope that they suceed and get rid of that asshole Erdogan!

Counting the number of earthquakes caused by fracking?!?

That’s exactly what I tell women when they talk about how much money they are worth as housewives.

I have a co-worker who used to live in Alaska and he and his wife had an encounter with a moose and a Dodge Durango, luckily they both survived but are pretty much scarred for life. His wife took a hoof to the chest and one barely missed his head. Both of them spent months in the hospital recovering from their wounds.

For the first time in history there was a unanimous NBA MVP, for the second year in a row that MVP played like hot garbage in the Finals.

As far as I know OJ still has an annuity that can’t be touched. Fred Goldman went after it during the civil trial but it was setup in such a way that it could not be touched. Anyway, OJ did that shit and should stay in jail for a long time.