It worked for me and a co-worker in Turkey. We were in an official vehicle and speeding to get to a place before it closed and were stopped by a bored looking traffic cop. He pretended to be upset, we pretended to care, no one seemed to notice the equivalent of $25 on the dash until it was gone and we were on our way.

Nice theory, if the US left Japan and Korea then it would only be a matter of time before China started some nonsense.

I deal with the same thing and have fainted several times while waiting for food. I too have learned to carry around snacks in the car and in my backpack and scarf them down when i recognize what’s going on.

Let him be a member of the outdoor swim team

He’s also from Texas.....but yeah, not a good move on his part.

Kobe is old news, has maybe one more year in the leagues. Why are the Lakers still catering to his every whim and trying to get his help to recruit free agents? It’s pretty clear that no one of any note wants to play with him anymore.

People are people so I can’t understand their personal Jesus can’t just get along.

If Peyton is Peyton again then it means maybe an 11 - 5 record and yet another devastating 1st round playoff loss at home. I swear that he is the world’s greatest regular season qb and the absolute worst in the playoffs.

It’s amazing the number of people here in Colorado who still maintain that Tebow is a world class qb and should still be playing the league. I’m pretty sure those people are not the same ones who voted for legalizing marijuana.

I didn’t come at all

Plus that hair......

Looks like Colorado Springs, Colorado.

Fcuk Kobe ‘Therapist’ Bryant, not once but twice and a third time on any given Sunday. I despise that rat-faced bastard.

There’s no way that he plays until he’s 40 years old. The wear and tear on his body won’t allow it. See Kobe Bryant for further proof.

Sure they were. Many NFL scouts were questioning his size and speed while he was still in college.

When did this become a thing? I feel as if I’m missing out on my blackness quota for the month.

...and Tuesday Night Fights!

I bet his head hurt like mo-fo for a few minutes though. His embellishment reminded me of when my 8 year old 'fell down the stairs' a few weeks ago. She missed the last step, stumbled a bit, looked around to see if anyone was watching and then threw herself on the floor and screamed as if she had broken a leg.

With a name like the Jazz and a location of Salt Lake City there is a need for an excess amount of white players.....

Doc the coach would like to choke the shit out of Doc the GM but can’t figure out how to do it without getting suspended.