-I “punch up”

can’t wait for you guys to write about Dave Matthews Band next week

BREAKING: Rich people call for everyone else to pay for shit they want. All these fuckers combined could bring it back. No problem. Se drop the money and do it. Don’t bitch and whine for Joe Schmo to use his debit card for it.

you gonna be okay Reid? Will you make it through the day?

nor is it a joke when people use it for their snarky comments... 

you have no idea how much your comment proves their point

Christ, this is so spot on. This writer has no business covering TV shows.

Why does everything have to be a metaphor?

kinda like how Liberals still treat Michael Moore... weird how that works

Instead, Grandpa represents all elderly people (I guess he’s just the one really old guy in town?)

did he feel you up, or are you a guy?

there already is a Ghostbusters 3. It came out two years ago. It sucked.

but there is no way Emily, protestor against child labor, would go on even an apology date with a dude who said with no trace of irony he was .07% Brazilian.

it would be if Kurt Cobain had a sliver of the talent and ability that Hendrix had... 

I thought it was working with all those white people

nah. It looks decent actually.

agreed you “know full of shit”

directors can quit trying to make “Funny Girl Rose Byrne” happen...

C’mon, Ezra; we thought you were better than that.

all 12 Robyn fans rejoice