“A lot of people lie about rape.”

“ A lot of women lie about rape”.

She’s such an asshole. When is she entering the Republican primary?

Dear World,

My neighbor has a really barky dog. I call her Woofie Goldberg.

But but but...

I sincerely doubt Rick Scott would run on the Democratic ticket.

GO HILLARY GO!

How much do you guys wanna pay me to write a Jonathan Franzen novel? It’s about a dissatisfied upper-middle-class white genius who doesn’t feel challenged by his wife. But it’s really about, like, America.

THANK YOU. So many people I know say things like “Well, Bernie will be able to stand up to Congress because he’s so committed to his ideas!” Umm, it would be nice if we lived in that world, BUT WE DON’T. Sad to say, the best solutions and the actually practical solutions are not the same.

I don’t understand how BS has fooled so many people after we’ve seen the 7 years of President Obama’s battle with congress. It is literal foolishness and folly to believe that we will get single-payer healthcare within the next two years AT LEAST, especially with an anti-Wall Street candidate in a climate that fosters…

“Survey’s show we are more respected around the world than when I was originally elected to this office”

“When Russia beat us to space, we didn’t try to deny it. We didn’t hire scientists to disclaim the validity of that fact. Instead, we put our best and brightest together and built a space program, and 12 years later we were walking on the moon.”

Notice only half of Congress stood and applauded when Obama talked of fully funding the NIH and the goal of curing cancer. A new low for the GOP.

“Gas under $2 a gallon ain’t bad either.”

I like that Al Franken is sitting behind Warren. Hopefully, he is whispering snarky commentary in her ear.

he just did and major shade too

Why are republicans so against education? Clap Paul Ryan! Education is a good thing!!!

Is it too late to hope for a mic drop? I know that’s so not a thing anymore but I want one anyway.