Spoiler: PETA gas lost pets. They don't care about animals, they just care about getting donations to make a profit.

Greentext doesn't work here, bro.

But that requires coding, and we all know how lazy IW are.

No meaningful storyline connection?

THE MORROWIND GAMES?

Dolphin is what Nintendo should've made when they made the Wii.

I assume it's not there because it's the same SFIV for the third time.

WHY IS GHOST TRICK NOT A GOTY NOMINEE

So who's developing Elite?

Those awful console textures...

Because a game developer publishes books.

There is a demo version that you can get from PC Gamer. Might have to search their site for it a bit.

"Games Industry analysts pull shit out of their arses to try and stir controversy." - me.

I think it's kind of a knowing wink to fans. Almost an apology.

Spoiler: Activision pull this shit every. Single. Year.

Well, shit. Guess I better buy this then sell mine.

He's a comedian you dunce. It's for effect.

Idea: Just report every new Ashens video, they're all solid comedy gold.

So how are you Americans enjoying your Sonic Generations Collector's Edition?

Fuck off, Joystiq. What's the matter, bribe not big enough for you?