A couple weeks back we did this challenge at work. But we ate two chips. It sucked. Sucked. SUCKED. I don’t know why I thought this was a good idea but I paid for it for two damn days. It even made my pee burn. Like wtf? Anyways, here’s the video:

I don’t know the answer, but I do know for a fact that you fucking nailed it.

Is there any human worse than the guy who always has to say “it’s not too bad...I don’t know what you guys are talking about?” when eating hot shit, high proof whiskey, or good wasabi?

There it is.

You, sir, are a dick.

My wife and I have been passionate about education being a gateway

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

“I think we can all agree that equity in education can help effect change that we all want to see in this country.”

Perhaps the simplest retort to “all lives matter” would be “then act like it.”

This is basically what happened after Ken Jennings won 74 games more than a decade ago. The show expanded its basic canon and the “memorize stuff that’s been on the show before” strategy has been less successful, in that nobody has come close to duplicating Jennings’s feat.

“I’ll take the Penis Mightier for 500, Alex”

Samer for a guy writing about Jeopardy! you have a very basic understanding of how the production works.

Why would they? Every once in a while they NEED a person like this to get the buzz going again. If they were smart, they would let him keep going but ask him not to reveal the patterns he’s figured out.

“This man has a half inch micro-peen”

I’ve been writing bar trivia question for years and years. So believe me when I say this, you are goddamned right. It is so hard now to come up with an original question.

I’m wondering if the Jeopardy producers are going to take this as a challenge and bust out the secret classified folder of categories to humble him.

Having competed in Quiz Bowl for years, he’s not wrong. You can only write so many questions about trivia.

Gets stronger as it ages.

Am I the only one that would drink Jaromir Lagr no matter how bad it tasted? I feel like the guy’s sitting on a goldmine.

He just Passed Jagr for multi point playoff games by an active player.