Yeah, it’s something I don’t expect, but would absolutely love to see.

That would be incredible. I hope they go that far. but I doubt they would make me that happy.

OH DAMN! I forgot Jessie!

It better have the Music Meister played by Neal Patrick Harris in it.

I never thought you were part of a conspiracy. But you do often come off as a person that dislikes his job: slogging through TV shows you hate and seeming embarrassed by writing about comic books. Watching TV shows and movies you don’t like for work just because they fit in a certain genre might have a serious…

I’m very disappointed in you Rob Bricken. We all are. All you had to do was take the money and say what we told you to say. No one was hurt, and everyone was happy. Why do you hate money and happiness Rob?

You too! I KNEW it!!!

One staffer, who shall remain unnamed, watched Dan DiDio gun down his parents in a darkened alley one night

So this means...

The answer to all this is both simple, and canon;

Dr. Doom’s time machine can reach this world.

And while he doesn’t have his mystical powers here, he does have his ivast intelligence and wealth- he owns stock in Disney, Marvel, Wb, Gawker, all the rest ... this explains why both Richards in every film is an idiot and…

FWIW, I thought suicide squad was ok. Not nearly as bad as the critics made it out to be. I also thought civil war was lame/way over hyped, and fell asleep during bvs.

You forgot to mention your Gotham recaps. You made a sober and objective look at one man’s descent into evil sound like a show that made no narrative sense with shallow characterizations and absurd twists!

I actually have no issues with bad DC movies, they’re great for the bargain bin DVD gifts, days that there’s nothing else on, debates, jokes. At least I can sit through the entire movies and conclude.. that sucked. There’s some movies I can’t sit through at all.

As Gawker’s staff in-joke articles are always so tedious I suppose there’s some advantage in getting them all over with at once, but there is the alternative of not doing them at all.

LOOK AT ALL THE MONEYS THOSE MOVIES MADE! Surely that many people can’t be wrong about seeing movies! No way do bad movies get large audiences!

I’m confused...how is this that bad? Like, it’s not cool that he said that...but it wasn’t racist or anything like that...just rude...

In response to the clickbait title of this article...

Oh, this explains Gotham! It’s a false-flag operation, wholly owned & operated by Stan Lee! Now it makes sense!

Finally, the truth comes out. It’s about ethics in superhero journalism you guys.

Now if we can just get you rat bastards to come clean about all of the Trump slandering which blatantly misrepresents his campaign, nay, his God-given vision, for a great GREAT America, all will be forgiven.