I’m confused...how is this that bad? Like, it’s not cool that he said that...but it wasn’t racist or anything like that...just rude...

Their apology included “To be clear, Byron’s comments were related to the swimmer’s performance, not to her as an individual.”wow. throw some salt on the wound. seriously geez.

Life hack: if your answer is “no,” then the meaning of the question becomes irrelevant

When I was 26, it meant “do you get drunk and then have sex with strangers?”

um.

I root for other countries in a condescending way. “Aww, Japan’s in the top five right now! Good for them, they must be so proud.”

“Pennsylvania hates winning!”

when that flabe fly i get tear in my eye

On what?!? You can’t just vaguely say “I’m tripping”. Are you an E-tard? Acidhead? Angel dust fanatic? Little Miss Muffet on your toadstool tuffet? Enjoy a Morning glory allegory?

Whenever HBO makes the movie about this election, Timothy Hutton could make for a convincing Jeb Bush.

Will Ferrel as W. Gotta be.

And here’s Leonidas’ dick and balls meeting Draymond Green.

Well played, m’lady! So if you tripped during senior week at college, and it is senior week at the Jez, does this mean you are overdue to trip again? Are you or have you ever tripped at the Jez?

I didn’t know Clark the Cub traced his lineage back to Ancient Greece.

Wouldn’t want to get poked by that. His spear, I mean.

Here’s Leonidas’ dick and balls.

Doesn’t count. Everyone who is an actual fan of the Olympics knows that Leonidas is the GOAT. He didn’t have all the fancy accommodations that Olympians have now, like shoes and anti-chaffing nipple tape. Do you know what they did back then if your chaffed nips got infected? They took’em.

I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

I’ve always liked his films so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.