One of the assholes at my high school drove one this color.  My first thought seeing this car .

Stupid Aaron and Tim. Fuck those guys.

There is something really, really offputting about this car, and it has nothing to do with the car itself. So let’s talk about the car first and get that out of the way:

As a person who really wants to buy a used Alltrack, why are they so cheap and what am I missing?

The van driver should have pulled over on his own Accord. Now he’ll going to get a Civic lesson on hit and runs. Hopefully the punishment Fits the crime and he goes on an Odyssey to his local penitentiary.

Mitsubishi gave up on us a while ago.

Or at that point everyone has it and we can move on. 

Well I have to tow four horses 800 miles uphill both ways in -40 degree weather with the heater on at 85 mph and carry my wife, my wife’s boyfriend, and my wife’s 6 children, so checkmate Tesla.

Let’s ask Consuela for her take on your questions, in turn:

Westlake Tires = Instant CP, as it shows that if the owner was that cheap on something that critical, they probably cheaped out everywhere else.

Efficiency saddens me as well

Where is he saying fun? If you’re thinking the word exciting, then you need to learn the definition of exciting. Having a gun pointed at your head is an excitable situation,  but certainly isn't fun.

Two years is pretty outstanding life for wiper blades. Most manufacturers admit that their blades are living on borrowed time after 6 months.

We can admire Musk’s accomplishments and completely disagree with his bad habits and eccentricities at the same time. We can root for SpaceX and Tesla while strongly disapproving of some of the actions they take.

Audio from the traffic stop:

It’s Canada. They asked politely and said please, so the driver really had no other option.

How did they manage to pull over a Mercedes doing 191?

People were actively admonished not to put the cart before the horse.

If you think about it (and you’re a ginormous nerd like me), of course it was front wheel drive. The steam engine replaced the horses hitched to the front of the wagon, pulling the load along. It would not have occurred to anyone to send that power to the rear wheels, because nobody ever heard of horses PUSHING a…