The van driver should have pulled over on his own Accord. Now he’ll going to get a Civic lesson on hit and runs. Hopefully the punishment Fits the crime and he goes on an Odyssey to his local penitentiary.

Mitsubishi gave up on us a while ago.

Or at that point everyone has it and we can move on. 

Well I have to tow four horses 800 miles uphill both ways in -40 degree weather with the heater on at 85 mph and carry my wife, my wife’s boyfriend, and my wife’s 6 children, so checkmate Tesla.

Let’s ask Consuela for her take on your questions, in turn:

Westlake Tires = Instant CP, as it shows that if the owner was that cheap on something that critical, they probably cheaped out everywhere else.

Efficiency saddens me as well

Where is he saying fun? If you’re thinking the word exciting, then you need to learn the definition of exciting. Having a gun pointed at your head is an excitable situation,  but certainly isn't fun.

Two years is pretty outstanding life for wiper blades. Most manufacturers admit that their blades are living on borrowed time after 6 months.

Audio from the traffic stop:

It’s Canada. They asked politely and said please, so the driver really had no other option.

How did they manage to pull over a Mercedes doing 191?

This isn’t a brand new C63, what are the odds it was modified and the speed limiter removed? Given a long enough straightaway, I wonder if the speed was recorded accurately.

We all know that car can’t do 191 (308km).
The question is, how does all the error stacking in the radar gun cause it to display 191 (308km).

The car was certainly going fast and needed to be stopped.  The kids need some time away from driving.  The radar gun needs some time in calibration.

This is a Truck Yeah article right?

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother’d had
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye
He was big and bent and gray and old
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: “My name is ‘Sue X Æ A-12!’ How do you do!?

I’m considering a new literary contribution and looking for collaborators:

People were actively admonished not to put the cart before the horse.

If you think about it (and you’re a ginormous nerd like me), of course it was front wheel drive. The steam engine replaced the horses hitched to the front of the wagon, pulling the load along. It would not have occurred to anyone to send that power to the rear wheels, because nobody ever heard of horses PUSHING a…