Well, at least nothing of value was lost.

I’m impressed that the driver of the BMW survived a seven story drop with not life threatening injuries.

People are always shocked by cheap rich people, but you don’t get to have a lot of money by giving it all away all the time. Seems pretty straightforward to me.

ftfy

The fuck is a Honda vezel?

I guess they’re learning why cabs always look like crap inside and have vinyl interiors.

Who knew that racking up a shitload of miles carrying drunks that have no respect for private property would affect resale value?

People don’t care about maintaining their cars in general. Fluids, tires, brakes, etc get replaced when they fail and cause an accident.

1. There have been police (in OH, of course) who have testified to a vehicle speeding because of how fast it sounded going past them. Point being, police, like all of us, will bullshit you.

Screw her.

In assessing the rationality and credibility of this person, well...

You don’t roll up in your regular ride when you’re about to commit a senseless homicide. You get a car that you can ditch quickly and walk away from clean.

I just laughed out loud in my quiet office at the Demuro Humvee. I think I’m ready for the weekend now.

Oh, changing the heater core i see

It’s easy to collide with other objects when your vehicle is already on fire.

Two obvious takes

I have a 6 year old Volt and can confirm. The cars are cheap to run and for other reasons not mentioned:

Slightly disappointed Jalopnik cannot properly identify a very common enthusaist subaru. Its NOT an STi, its a regular GD chassis (06 or 07) WRX.

Right!