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So......it brew my coffee faster?

Where were the police for these crimes?

Because New York has been destroyed more times in the last 20 years than Tokyo has been in a “Godzilla Greatest Hits” reel.

Might be a little different when in one sport the ball actually travels across the turf

It’s soccer. If you literally didn’t have a goalkeeper the scores wouldn’t change very much.

Life when so much simpler when you could just drain your blood from yourself, separate the red blood cells with a centrifuge, have your team carry it around in a cooler on dry ice while hiding it from officials, and then give yourself a transfusion of your own blood before a race.

Well, I didn’t think that the Cheerleaders would win but then I remembered they were playing the Jets.

You spelled ‘Wankstain’ wrong.

They spent their 2016 discretionary funds to send dicks to the dicks in Oregon.

Toronto police don’t have any complaints filed related to the incident, but the NBA and Clippers plan to investigate what happened, according to Amick.

Dick Pound really thrusts some life into this otherwise flaccid story

That’s what we get for vaccinating monkeys.

Meanwhile the creation of artistic monkeys continues without delay.

They cast a different guy to play Will Smith’s kid too, almost like it’s a pretty common thing in Hollywood.