This article is like a 100% ripoff of the TMZ article.

Why did they shave her head?

It’s hard to tell when they’re all in the back of the bus.

It's my job.

Jezebel is going to mount a boycott because a woman of color was screwed out of the Best Actor award.

Well, they at a least squeezed one token dude in there.

Weird. Aren’t there any white girls in his daughters troop?

15 to 1, thats about the same ratio as Syrian immigrants to the EU.

Pertinent links are for better and less lazy gawker bloggers.

I start of “Of course I still love you” they should name it “domestic violence is a crime”.

It means I’m sure there is a network out there that that caters to her racist, bigoted ideology.

I'm sure she can find work on BET.

Weird. I see 3-4 Men’s basketball games and whole slew of women’s.

Maybe they don't feel welcome.

Why are there no white kids in this?

Weird, didn’t say he was awesome in fact I said I didn’t like him.

I know how was born in the Neth, but What is Opokus ethnicity?

Ahhhh, can answer the question, huh?

What about the cheeseburgers and orange soda?

Thank you captain obvious.