Chris Evans has had 24 years to grow into the job of not being horrible, please don’t hold your breath.

Have you looked into the Ford Fusion? It looks like a pretty good economical approach.

the Houston-style control center where dozens of (white, male) scientists crunched data

now i get it

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I didn’t even think of The Prestige when writing this, I swear.

Sean Connery as the Emperor of Japan!

I would have assumed a few of those had already been destroyed the first time around.

I doubt it’s “cheapo”...

Or a disgusting shot of a cyborg having diarrhea. Probably one of the most niche porn fetishes of the future.

Like most of us, you live at least 300 miles away from Heaven.

The msnbc joke got groans while calling Ben Carson a jigaboo got laughs

I was cracking up (or cringing in a good way) almost the entire time. The “Obama’s hair is so white it says all lives matter” killed me. And the part about Morning Joe was so incredibly real. Don Lemon actually handled it the best in my opinion. Yes he flipped him off but it was obviously in a joking way.

I also loved how Larry Wilmore did not give a single fuck about the audience. He straight up did not care about their opinion or their reactions except to laugh at them for being a tough (white) crowd.

Jalop A/F, coupe, hatch, 4x4, crossover, wagon, AWD, economic car/truck

Absolutely.

2 miles a day isn't bad though...

Tweeted, then deleted, by Elon Musk:

Ooooor. Kyle Katarn.

Suicide Squad? SUICIDE SQUAD?! The. Dirty. Dozen.