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Hypothetical Question:

My ex-gf.

Hes probably got some mad hemorrhoids.

Germans too stubborn to go full english + Americans too entitled to learn basic German words = Heavy cars!

or just smaller driver:

No, but when you get 1 job that pays a living wage and benefits instead of 3 part timers and medicaid, your taxes will pay it back (forward?).

Ka-Ching.

Do you ever wonder if Elon musk got bullied for being nerdy by being called Electron Musk, and then decided to embrace electricity in order to not only succeed, but also humiliate those who oppose him?

Your mom's a Franken Dwarf

How would you feel if your boss encouraged a pack of burly, hung, ass-hungry sinners to rape your congregation!?!??!

I thought that was a baby seat at first...

Is that the direct line you used to beg Musk for the D?

obviously:

I wonder if the GT3 will have the same following in 50 years...

Thats beautiful. I never heard of it. I think im in love.

If I were president....

Found the seating diagram for ya:

Remember, Zillow shows the asking price. These places sell for far beyond asking price. My friend (200K a year, good credit, no criminal offenses) tried to buy a fixer upper house in the southbay listed at 750k for 800k. It sold for 1.1M!

Im in SF, a million bucks gets me a 800 square foot room in a concrete box from the late 70s. If I ever "aquire" a Ford GT im pointing my shoes north and heading south!