At first I was going to comment (based on the top image) - “Are you required to look like a total douche riding it?”, but then I see that, based on the handle design, YES, you ARE required to look like a total douche riding it. No other option.

It is a neighborhood. He has a decent-ish amount of land (that was absolutely stuffed to the gills with the cars back before he was forced to take action).

It’s not the middle of nowhere. His property appears heavily wooded, but it’s a township near Ann Arbor with a bunch of golf courses and nice houses around.

If AB is really trying to follow through on this, the NFL should simply respond with a “Bye, Felicia” meme and be done with it.

IMO, the camp kitchen built into the tailgate is a MUCH more useful feature than the tail-light beverage shakers.

This isn’t some HOA complaining about someone working on their own weekend project in their driveway, this is a guy who had over 200 vehicles and wasn’t going to do a single thing with them. That is the level where it DOES impact other people, regardless of if it’s his land or not. Any neighbor is going to have a hard…

Hmmm, seems familiar https://www.jalopnik.com/for-33-500-could-this-2011-lotus-evora-be-your-everyt-1823354515/amp

I get the CP thoughts as it was initially mine as well, only changed when I saw how much examples of the model were going for.

I had a strong suspicion that this one was going to be an early runaway CP on the results, but let me play devil’s advocate. This car might be a CP to ME, but it’s almost certainly a NP to SOMEONE. It’s an apparently clean example of a super rare, professionally made speciality car which has a (small) following being…

I was really hoping it was pristine as for some reason I have a soft spot for these frauds. Even then it would have been a heart vs. head choice. That fender crack breaks it though, unquestionably CP.

To be fair, you definitely could take this car to car shows. It wouldn’t be IN the car show, but it would make it to the parking lot.

“I get that CRXs are reaching collector status”
I absolutely do not get it. By the logic of a 30 y/o car being a collector’s item just because it’s hard to find a clean one, would a ‘91 Cavalier be worth $30k+? How about an Aspire that still has its window sticker?

While it sucks that it’s RWD, the comment CP’ing this Rodeo because of it seem a bit harsh. With its heft and decent snow tires, it should be fine for most basic winter driving if you know what you’re doing. Outside of that, it’s a running, utilitarian vehicle that doesn’t look completely trashed for $1400. Not going…

Torn on this one. At a personal level, I really don’t like the vehicle. I think it’s ugly, garish in a bad way, and (even though it’s a factory kit) a body that screams Jersey Shore tan bro.

Whenever I read “Gelandewagen” I can’t help but see Glendale-wagen which (as a Glendale, CA resident) makes a lot of sense to me as they are quite popular among the faux-Kardashian set around (and probably also highly responsible for the city’s awful driver ratings).

The “camper” looks like something a prisoner would be sent into for punishment in a third world POW camp, the cab appears to be likely to have at least three rabid critters living inside of it, and the lack of toilet problem is resolved by the fact you’d be shitting yourself anytime you took it on the highway and a…

All about the In-N-Out protein style. Can’t remember the last time I had a bun there.

All about the In-N-Out protein style. Can’t remember the last time I had a bun there.

Probably who ever gets the not a Fiat or Lancia....so the Yugo?

This at least manages half the Marines’ slogan. Certainly few, but definitely not proud.

“Ah-nee” or add “eh-yo” to the end if you want to be polite.