But it won Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin, so...

I’m not friends with either of them, and this is why.

A good friend is a Cowboys fan, despite having grown up in the town next to Foxboro. To troll him when he gets talking about “America’s Team”, another friend and I agreed to assign that label to The Nashville Predators and then we just talk about Nashville and Roman Josi, when he brings up the Cowboys. It’s quite…

Disney! Give us something new!

We’re just going to act like there’s not a helicopter parked on that pedestrian overpass, huh?

The answer is no; now, what’s the question?

This is getting kind of annoying if only for the simple fact that the B58 has been around for a while.

The front calipers are on the rear, which is not what is usually done when those wheels are driven.  Going by this only, it hints RWD.

Stupid bird.

The cruelty is the point.

Also obligatory:

Come over and sit on Uncle Annie’s knee. I want to tell you about a time decades ago when paying to get the pictures out of a camera was an everyday occurrence for millions of people...

I must have been on the cusp of a cycle or a no-hitter during my entire baseball career as a kid because none of my teammates ever spoke to me.

I come here for sports and this big whiny article is the final straw. I tried to contact your new ownership to let them know but I couldn’t find anything.

...says the guy who spends 60 hours a week being mean and petty to strangers online. You’re so hollow inside, you need to type instead of speak, lest your open mouth allow external and internal pressures to equalise.

Never thought I’d see a pro-gun take on Deadspin.

As I scrolled through I kept hoping the last email would be ZMF. This was already a shitty day, and no ZMF was the withered, moldy cherry on top.

Middleswarth chips are superior to most chips in general.

If you’re in Pennsylvania, Middleswarth BBQ chips are far superior. I know Herr’s has a larger distribution footprint though even though they’re headquartered in PA.

Middleswarth - end of discussion