I’m going to cry.

Every 4-door should be offered as a liftback, dammit. New Accord? PLEASE. Current Mazda 6? You’ve done it many times already, Mazda. Fusion? I guess you’re already dead. New Malibu? Yeah, you’re swoopy enough! New Altima? Unf, even with the cvt. Giulia? Naw, give us a shooting brake...

But will we get 96-month financing?

Despite what I’m about to say here, I’m a pretty smart dude. I did leave my Wife’s X3 running in the parking lot at an ice cream stand once purely because I was distracted by the kids’ excitement and all and did not remember to hit the button twice or whatever. Car was locked, everything safe, and we didn’t even…

Best “life book” I’ve read.

It’s like a Swedish 626!

I saw the lead picture and thought “hey, that’s like the Monza that my mom had a long time ago!” Then I read the headline and was like... Yeah that.

So sure, pricing isn’t announced yet, but a 2018 R-Design lists for $52k. Do we expect the new one to deviate too far from that? Can’t, right? I mean, a V90 Inscription starts right at $52k, so a 60 has to be below that, right? That’s a lot, but it’s not outrageously a lot, and that makes me pretty excited.

The Falcon is already gray, you’ll be fine.

In this country we have an unfortunate knack for keeping most stupidity legal in the glory of “freedom.”

This man knows the coming product pipeline, learn from him.

I’ll gladly drive that bus.

But now who will protect the people from the gas company’s poisoning the ground water?

Why not caption the photos with the car model shown so that we can know what we’re looking at?

That’s the point - Caddy will try to promote this against the X3, which is more expensive, despite the fact that it doesn’t actually compete there. X1 starts at 33,900, but that doesn’t tell a very good story.

On a base model Probe? Absolutely. Do yourself the favor of looking at parts prices on Rock. They’re basically free.

One of the local independent BMW repair shops around (long gone now) here had one of these as their service loaner. I remember being very excited about it when I’d dropped a car off for a state inspection, and then horribly disappointed from the moment I got inside. The manual is completely the wrong choice in a yacht…

It’s going to have a BMW B58 inline-6 and a ZF 8-speed auto, so nothing Toyota about the powertrain applies.

Sitting in Atl right now waiting to board a flight into the northeast barf zone with five coworkers. We’re split 4/2 in favor of more drinking time in the airport over potential chunk plane.

Yeah, I’m trying to figure out when that happened as well.