There’s odd irony in the fact that so many have rec’d your post, but the underlying sentiment is correct. This is not a time for snark.

I’m positive that I’ve already made my last tweet, whether or not I die today.

Wait?

Nice work. Deadspin going out on top. That’s it folks! Shut ‘er down, we had a good run. What a way to fin...

Perhaps, but I don’t rank.

Big Ben and I normally don’t cuddle.

This whole thing makes me want to rub whiz on my belly and bathe in roast pork juice while cuddling my poster of ben frankin.

Definitely Lumina. Class 5 door handles!

I don’t want one, but I like this one -

Exhibit A for anyone who says this isn't a car site!

I want to sit here and say “be strong! Resist the urge! Don’t be a steelers fan” And I think, for what? How can I even justify it? Why do we do this to ourselves?

My wife has deemed it imperative that we keep juice boxes on hand at all times, and she drinks more of them than our 2 year old.

Odd, I actually had written a comment once where I had the opposite argument. In an article about “Dick and Balls,” Burneko chose to use D&B most of the time but not all of the time. My point was, if you’re going to own it, OWN IT. “Dick and Balls” is funny to say and type and write and read, and it’s so over the top…

Man, I must be old now... Five minutes for boning seems like an eternity.

Mmmmmm... Like licking the back of an issue old postage stamp.

I actually felt like he had dialed his schtick backbackbackback a little bit during last night’s broadcast.

I’m replacing the head gasket and carb on my lawn tractor today, is that close enough to car-related?

It was Holmgren in 2012

The battle lines were drawn in Lancaster County. East or west of there determines your Sheetz / Wawa allegiance.

He owned them casually.