Hey man, that goal from Saturday was deflected! Niitty just stopped paying attention.

So many 3rd rate Flyers from the 2000's!

Is he still doing UC commercials?

Just the other day the name Chris Drury popped into my head and I was like, “dang what happened to him? Deadspin needs to do a ‘let’s remember some guys’ thing for hockey players.” And here it is.

No sweet, all sour, huh?

We don’t get to celebrate winning very often, so...

Man, and could you imagine how much worse it’d be if he was even going the speed limit? sheesh...

Looks like a perfectly adequate bowl of last night’s shit stew for lunch, in an appropriately unwashed bowl. Bravo.

Next owner was already planning on lowering it.

flush the monster dook before you wipe!

...as if 115,000 boners suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly flaccid.

This is a solid example of what we can all be if we simply apply ourselves.

My favorite part of this entire thing is the banner ad at the bottom from the adoption council telling me that I don’t have to be perfect to be a perfect parent.

My ‘93 MX-6 with a KL-ZE swap. Driving along the highway, just rollin’, and all of a sudden the engine basically stopped running. I fought it off the highway into a parking lot, it would turn over but sounded like hell, wouldn’t run unless the gas was floored; making all manner of evil racket.

It’s pretty much holycrap beautiful and one of the very few things that make me dislike being 6'4" tall. A+ would drool again.

Wait, two articles ago was something about a Kia being LESS anonymous? What?

To the peeps who are complaining about weight gain on the RF - yo! They still make the ragtop! Get that instead. I think the lines on the CoupeTarga are pretty fantastical; it’s a great addition to the lineup.

Mazdawas my first thought as well. Do we think they have the manufacturing capacity to do it?

This would be my pick -

When I read the words “Old Boss 302,” my mind can’t help but go here.