Ugh... is this how Niantic always operates? Niantic + Nintendo sounds like a match made in heaven.

On the one hand, probably not long enough to trigger the GPS to think he’s moved.

You know what would make all this tolerable? Meeting base expectations on communication. For example:

Scrub. I hate it too and I’m level 20. :P

I’m confused... which of those shapes are the Pokeballs and which of the shapes are the Pokemon?

Great, but don’t go too fast. If you’re going above ~15MPH, your egg-hatching won’t make any progress.

Great, but don’t go too fast. If you’re going above ~15MPH, your egg-hatching won’t make any progress.

When does this come to console?

Surprisingly, Smoursh entries outnumber Melee entries. Is it the beginning of the end for Melee?

Well clearly the tower is already full of grime and muck.

I’m shocked that The Tower isn’t full of Muk.

Which had pre-orders sell out for a long time ago. Since this is Nintendo, the accessories will take months to become available in store. :/

FINALLY. Now they taste a bit of what we’ve been feeling for the past 30 years when a game is released in Japan and the release date outside of Japan is either “when we get to it” or “nah, you’re not getting this.”

“My body isn’t supposed to bend this way... the pain...”

Looks awesome!

+1 for remembering Shoe

It is really sad but true.

Actual How to Play:

I haven’t been able to catch anything while in my car (...as a passenger, of course!). I think it knows when you’re on a road or traveling too fast to be walking so shuts off spawning while driving.

Reminds me of a Douglas Adams quote.

It looks like Firaxis and 2K are going to be dropping Civ VI’s leaders like Smash Bros. reveals, which is hilarious.