Sorry, I forgot the /s. Kotaku’s stance against pre-ordering is well-known I didn’t think the dripping sarcasm needed explanation.

I still can’t wait for my pre-ordered copy of SimCity to start working. Any day now, amirite?

What? All I read on Kotaku is you guys extolling the virtues of pre-ordering games.

Would love to get HA Zapdos, Moltrs and Articuno. They haven’t been released yet but do exist.

And Kotaku is not an appropriate place to nerd out? Go back to Deadspin and talk about grown men playing with their balls.

Good point, but still all speculation.

Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for a new generation of Pokémon.*

My favorite FE character in Smash is Cloud.

Nobody wants to actually see Dean and Hank.

Konami is a great pachiko manufacturer.

It is my long-standing claim that Harley Quinn has become the Deadpool of the DC universe. For example, I think that dog-poop catapult was flinging the dog poop into a room of 4th-wall-breaking comic book corporate executives.

Translating the corporate-speak;

Reminds me of that moment in Deadpool, when all the parents with 8 year old kids finally realized what kind of an “R” rated movie it was.

Just a note on the title.

Look at it’s body. It clearly is an evolution - of a pokeball. Maybe of an ancient pokeball? The body is round and has a button on the front.

I’m hoping everyone can be deployed into battle wearing towels.

This article makes me miss Top Gear. I could imagine Jezza showing up in this in one of those “pick your own car” challenges and doing rediculous things.

I agree... I figured that he needed to be pre-recorded because the way he was dancing, he couldn’t operate his body and his diaphragm at the same time.

Yeah, that Blaziken hair... I did appreciate the stars & stripes shoes though.