I didn't mean to say that the Korean People's Army Naval Unit 167 should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away AS garbage!

At -25C on a cold, dark workday morning, it's like a blowjob for the hands.

Sigh. Sadly harder and harder to option these days.

Air Conditioning.

Modern american cars carry the unfortunate stigma of American cars of the '70s and '80s, and even most of the '90s and 2000s, to be honest. Today's reality is that they're typically as good as anything else on the market. The days of the K-Car are well behind us.

Maybe the trucker had scissors...

More seriously, props for your grocery shopping skills. Badass.

You must be really good at grocery shopping...or really like Ramen noodles.

It's ok to make fun of lowered Civics that don't go to race tracks, and it's ok to make fun of lifted trucks that don't go off road. It works both ways and it's fully deserved.

Korean cars. They used to suck, like 20 years ago (not that long), and so some people still wont touch them with a 10 foot pole. It's unfortunate.

As they should

- Pay cash for a cheap old pickup for a basic high school ride from a BY/PH dealer.

I didn't see any MB bashing (unless you're sensitive about a couple jokes). I believe the author's point was that the advent of ever cheaper and ever faster-to-market technology puts pressure on "leading" companies such as MB to keep upping the game. Hence the huge R&D budget that Crest points out.

Is there someone who thinks of MBs as long-term vehicles?

"just make it so easy to buy and use your product that piracy is too much of a hassle." Aka the Steam method. "Sure, I could pirate this, but it's only $2.99 on Summer Sale..."

^ This is how you do it.
Go to shows. Go to merch booth. Buy a t-shirt, cd, poster, buttons, a sticker or all of them. Your money goes directly to the artist.

They do. Their outdated industry model is struggling to stay afloat, let alone relevant, in the modern era and they have ZERO intentions of letting their gravy train end. This is one of the groups behind all the DMCA/SOPA/PIPA/etc BS that would effectively grind the web to a halt and stifle American content creation.…

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.