There is literally zero chance he does anything other than sign with the Pats, rest until the afc championship game and proceed to go batshit and sack Ben six times

I will need to be put on suicide watch when he does, inevitably, sign with NE.

Break it down!

Yeah, but if my daughter was doing drugs at a house where an adult is present I might take a hammer to him. (And I like drugs)

KD just announced that he will be signing with The Larry Nances Juniors

“I wish I could tell you that Kevin fought the good fight, and the Lakers let him be. I wish I could tell you that, but the league is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it...but we all knew.”

Especially compared to ... Webster!

Holy shit Patrick Ewing is giganto.

Damn, i was hoping there would also new be a Sean Hannity House of Horrors ride where I could have anger injected into my veins by a racist version of Goofy and then I could kick minorities, laugh at foreigners, chant USA USA USA with Donald Duck, and then simulate votes for reductions in gun control after a public…

There aren’t many sports where “doing something not exactly the right way” means you might die as opposed to missing a jump shot, striking out, or looking foolish. If it’s that thin a line in the NFL, we’ve got a huge problem. If Michael Phelps’s fundamentals are off, he loses a race by. 05. If Roger Federer doesn’t…

The worst part of this take is conflating LiAngelo Ball with players who will someday make it in the NBA. He’s the 3rd best dude from a family where the best dude is STRUGGLING as a rookie. I would say LiAngelo would be lucky to end up playing pro ball in China, but....

yes

They don’t believe it’ll help the economy one bit. As thick as they are, most of them are still bright enough to realize 40 years of Reaganomics has shown what a fucking joke it is.

I’m getting to be an old, and I remember 2004, which was when the economy was starting to show signs of trouble, but we just kept chugging merrily on, buying houses with mortgages that were insane, borrowing to buy Hummers, and signing up for piles of student loan debt, possibly from your local ITT technical college,…

Good thing both parties are the same right guys?

I honestly have no idea how sports radio guys even like sports after a certain point. You spend four hours a day going over five minutes worth of news and filling the time with speculation, trade ideas, fan theories, OUTRAGE. I get the feeling that I’d turn on a game and just see content.

He’s dead, like all of our souls. Shove a half pound of roast beef into the void where your soul’s corpse rots to keep it company. Eat Arby’s.

I mean, you’re not gonna need it for that, either.

The bathtub water isn’t to drink, it’s to flush your toilet in case pipes freeze or the pumping stations lose power, (edited to remove name-calling).