Larry Nance Jr is the real MVP.

While we’re here, Victor Oladipo is the absolute truth now. The Pacers actually won the Paul George trade and it’s not even close.

“Everyone go home. This is my house.”

Damn, i was hoping there would also new be a Sean Hannity House of Horrors ride where I could have anger injected into my veins by a racist version of Goofy and then I could kick minorities, laugh at foreigners, chant USA USA USA with Donald Duck, and then simulate votes for reductions in gun control after a public…

Who’s managing the clock? Austin Rivers’ dad?

Can we speed this along and just trade him to the Nets now?

it’s not a mental thing. i can see it.

THE PROFESSA. PROFESSA. PROFESSA. PROFESSA. AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Anyone who sits behind a dugout without netting is literally literally literally asking to die. I wouldn’t sit there for one inning for free.

jesus. that guy almost blocked Bamba’s lower arm pit. unfortunately, he missed the ball which was several miles higher.

Obama took away Iran’s nuclear weapons. Get your head around that. It makes things a bit less “fucked up”.

I demand more stories on the details of the lives of the 1988 Cavaliers!!!!!!!!!!

i almost became a sports writer many years ago. only to turn away because i knew it would ruin me. my job would be sports. my life would be sports. and i’d hate everything.

Andrew Luck’s not coming back is he?

Take me to another place. Take me to another land.

Take away Ray Rice and Greg Schiano is a high school football coach since 2010 and for the rest of his life.

two? oh god.

Counter:

So is Howard a Hall-of-famer? (Please tell me he’s not). If not, it has to be the biggest waste of talent possible (injuries not withstanding).

Let’s see: “the swamp” or Beverly Hills. Let me think about this for 1 second exactly.