they should paint the field as the flag. this would reduce shipping costs and really stick it to gravity at the same time.

How is it the regular season already?

Meanwhile Skip Bayless’ path to losing his dignity is as clear as ever.

The ball is juiced.

“It’s the GREATEST country in the world!!!”

Take that Pat Riley.

richard petty looks like someone who might say that.

said the white person.

agreed. they have the nets in Philly now. you dont even notice them.

yeah, well it will be. you dont get hit like that at any age and come back. that’s not a ping pong ball. it’s a 105 mph solid rock. i dont even understand how no one’s died yet.

good guys with gloves?

this is insane. i wouldn’t go anywhere near those seats without a net and that’s been my policy for a long time. it’s like everyone just ignores the fact that rockets are periodically flying toward their cell phone distracted skulls just because the rocket happens to be painted like a baseball.

as a Mets fan, he was 100x better than John Franco was.

Damn. it’s like watching the Naked Gun for real.

I remember Armando Benitez. Underrated.

UNO isn’t a board game. It’s a card game.

I look forward to reading this thread again in 5 years and remembering a time past when Turmp was a president and ESPN was a network.

50. Getting hit by Mike Tyson.

...in Ohio.