It could be a lot worse. He could be doing something. Think about it. What are the chances that that something would be the right thing? Sometimes, nothing is better.

The kid is young and it was just an egg, so having a laugh is not the worst sin I committed today.

Because everything is terrible.

As for being taken alive, that has more to do with the training and outlook of NZ Police. They are talk first, and shoot if I really really have to. They don’t see policing as a military operation, but as community service. It is about protecting and serving. Not power and profit.

Because New Zealand is their native homeland...oh...wait...wtf?

If you outlaw trash grabbers, then only outlaws will have trash grabbers.

I could be wrong about this, but I get the impression you don’t like Candace Owens.

The victims of gun violence are only dying to make the NRA look bad.

At this point, I would have a better odds of survival with Obama’s DEATH PANEL than UnitedHealthcare.

Doom, Wolfenstein, Battlefield 4 & 5. Plus, PTSD from watching Saving Private Ryan.

Well, that clears everything up then. Nothing to worry about. Everything is fine. Trump has everything under control. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Yep, we started arresting 6th graders for being rude. Next stop, Kindergarten SWAT. CSI: Grade School. Law & Order: Special Playground Unit.

I remember living in the South when Drag Queens use to burn dresses in our yard while singing ABBA songs in the middle of the night. It was terrifying, but the dance routines were amazing.

Keeps punching above his weight class.

This is like finding a roach in your ice cream.

“The lady doth protest too much, methinks”

Well that escalated quickly.

Newsflash: Humans are terrible.

“...devastate his standing in the upper ranks of the tech world.”

They can track using the history of the cell phone pinging towers as it moves. If it went the path of the suspected truck, you got a pretty good clue. Then you most likely have a flurry of calls and messages after the shooting.