I was not gonna buy your theory, but your GIF sold it. I am all in.

Did he actually misspell FLORIDA on the packages? He lives in Florida.

Nasty burn. I got tan just from reading that.

He could have had it just for survival. After all, who is most likely to curb stomp him? At least he could pull the pin, and maybe talk his way out of it. Just the shock & surprise, could buy him time to escape.

Bother Nature and Hitler? He is brown and Dominican and Puerto Rican.

But Trump asserts support for LGBT equality in Log Cabin letter.

That gay Latino Uber passenger who called the cops on his driver because he would not play the music he wanted.

That is so metal.

I like his Trump impression. I am Black. Come to think of it, I do like fried chicken too. Watermelon...no comment.

He don’t look white but Latino and he is super gay and he is TRUMP SUPPORTER?

Drugs. This is why I need them.

I kinda feel sorry for Kimberly Thompson.

For adults there is “Love” and “Love.” They got friends, boyfriends, girlfriends, and fill in the blank.

Can children stuff remain childish & dumb?

Before I enter any room in my own house, I announce I am unarmed, state my name, social security number, and walk slowly backwards with my hands above my head.

I went to MIT. I “USED TO” do 48 or 72 hours by accident in my younger days. Now not so much.

The Revolution will be Hashtagged!

Wait, he is at an event with everyone watching AND camera’s?

Look at that hair and cheek bones.

Don’t do that. It ain’t funny. Any of those imaginary crazy posts could become real you monster.