Uh, are we still doing phrasing?

Cuck

Eating is my favorite sense

Hey! Where's my spoiler warning on what growing up means! Asshole!

Is this also a stealth firstie?

Maroon 5000

I'm not watching the av club on fusion, but I hope canceraids has its own segment. You can even be the guest!

Yeah, but that's what he does every day at 9

20-30 years too late

A pun thread in an obit? You'd have to have a heart like a stone.

He better get in shape, train like Chris Evans

I thought someone found my spec pilot for Inn Hu-mons, about a Ferengi run hotel on Earth.

Well, I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the British tree. Copyright 2017 Guy Incognito Enterprises.

Well, this thread proves my theory: Av Club loves Frank Stallone.

You're going to have to be extra Wiley to keep this pun thread going. It will take some Fiennes work.

I'll take eight!

In my heart, I like to believe there's an outtake where Spiner says that.

He must be exhausted

We voted for Trump. We are smart. You are a cuck and we are smart.

I can't believe this is the No. 2 pun thread here.