I've said that so many times the words no longer have any meaning.

Generally I don't not pick nits, but Vlad Vladikoff was named in the book. Having read it four times this week, trust me

Where's Poochie?

Frank Stallone?

I want something that says daddy likes leather

You mean like the turkey bacon?

So Barbados Slim ran a weird shop in Sleepy Hollow before becoming a world class limbo champion?

I just hope he doesn't get any sauce on his nice white suit. The pope will be there any minute!

Always standing on two legs

I prefer beloved character actress Margo Martindale

I killed Mare-ee-oh. Just like I killed ponce

He says fuck too, ya know

Carol is McNulty, Morgan is Bunk

I only read it for the I didn't read it

That wasn't Wentworth Miller in that photo at the marathon with Will Ferrell, was it

"I don’t know whether they want me to be more comic or more serious. I don’t know what they wanted,"

Here's what you should do - take a tape recorder and just listen to yourself. I think you might be surprised.

Or why did that one district startle Capt. Will Ferrell, also giving him a heart attack.

So Carrie's new boyfriend looks like a cross between Quinn and Brody. I suggest Quinger. That is all.

That's when I developed my drinking problem
*tries drinking brain through a straw*