I’ve been drinking since 10 AM.

she believes the accusations of sexual assault against Trump, she just still thinks that Hillary’s emails and the fact that she is married to another sexual predator make her even worse than Trump.

This whole thing is appalling. I’m on a college campus and the way everyone is gathered around the TVs in awed silence reminds me of being at school during 9/11.

Yesterday in my local grocery shop, I stood behind a disabled woman who couldn’t afford 2 cans of spam, a box of lemon bars and generic brand soup. My friend quickly paid for it and brought it out to her, and it brought this woman who had to ask the cashier after everything was scanned what she was up to cost wise to…

For people under 30, they have heard how horrible, criminal, murderous, and dishonest Clinton is for their entire lives. And I used to think having people who have had access to the internet for their entire lives would be more informed, and better able to discern what sources to trust. But it seems that the internet…

I’m white, male, and admittedly while not rich, money isn’t something that is factoring into my decision here.

There are times when I just want to go off on people who insist that Hillary is somehow this evil figure who is a super manipulative liar and a Machiavellian genius bent on corruption.

I’m very sad right now. I just spoke to one of my best friends, she voted for the first time. She did not vote for the presidential election. She has a gay sister. She said she did not feel like she “had anything in common with Hillary”. I was like what about gay marriage?? Don’t you care about that? She’s like well…

This may be the wrong place for this, but one of my pet peeves this election cycle has been everyone calling it the “nastiest campaign in history,” which implies contribution of all parties to the nastiness. That is wrong. Donald Trump is the nastiest candidate in history. Some Republicans engaged in that nastiness…

This logic I understand. I often ask myself, if Jeffrey Dahmer hated boys so much, why did he eat them?

The CDC is rigged. Statisticians are part of the mathematical elite.

My wife and I recently lost our twin boys, Anton and Colin, at 20 weeks gestation. They were handsome, they were healthy, but my wife had an unforeseen and undiagnosed incompetent cervix despite being on bedrest for most of the 20 weeks, and we were advised that we need to deliver or we would lose three lives instead…

I played sports in high school, and we did not talk that way about women in the locker room.

The diver inside the cage is very experienced and can also tell you how to clean poop out of your wetsuit, FYI.

Here’s the thing - he cannot get a loan from anyone in this country - and what’s been revealed about him may just prevent him from getting any scratch from anyone. So his dreams of a money-making Breitbart network (to continue to use and abuse his redneck gullible and fearful contingent) will probably be stillborn -…

Open your mouth really wide

Anybody else remember when the most bitterly contentious parts of election year campaigning were “tax rates” or “the economy?”

I hate this. I hate that this is a man people are holding in high esteem, or at least high enough esteem to find him an electable candidate for the presidency. I hate this, because I am only a few years removed from seeing boys make these kind of gestures as jokes, and making only slightly less disgusting statements…

If one more person asks why these women are just coming out now, I am going to take a huge period shit in their mouth.

That kind of really, really low blow–mocking a woman with the possibility that she’s had some kind of traumatic sexual experience–isn’t okay and isn’t accepted around here.