I don’t know why we haven’t just legislated that everyone’s headlights must be on 24/7 365 days a year anytime the car is running. Even if they’re just DRLs when it’s daylight. Canada already does this. The pros far outweigh the cons and there would be no more dipshits at dusk who have forgotten to turn their lights…

Regarding #7: this problem has already been solved, and I’m honestly not sure why the solution isn’t on every car.

Whatever they’re paying you, it is not enough.

And that the case takes forever to get heard because his former colleagues keep recusing themselves on the grounds of “I hate that son of a bitch.”

Have you ever watched any interviews with the Alabama Secretary of State? He’s talked openly about people needing to prove they deserve the right to vote, trust me, there won’t be.

Goth-er?

That headline...

“Roy Moore Continues to Not Take No for an Answer“

Hey Roy Moore—God doesn’t want you in the Senate. That’s why you lost the election. He doesn’t know how He can make it clearer to you. So scoot or face his wrath, you phony Christian.

“successfully completed a polygraph test confirming the representations of misconduct against him during the campaign are completely false,”

Still not removing my Doug Jones yard sign until he is sworn in.

Seems a bit high.

wrong, it is 420. please issue a correction.

Damn that blue is sexy

The simply proves Michael’s point: Great car=300 HP. Not great car=some other number of HP.

His wife made him wear a helmet the first time he drove it. It is impossible for me to take him seriously after seeing that.

Jalopnik has always asked a single question about the Toyota Camry.

It’s a good Lexus

I know. It’s a good Lexus, but the Yugo is better.

He’s (and you Sir) is/are doing us a service. Next time someone suggests cutting Educational Funds or reducing Library hours, we roll the clip.