One problem with motorcycles: the more power you want them to have, the heavier they have to become.

Guy with a Lamborghini was towing a trailer with a goat

GO VOLS!!!!

I’m here and ready to watch football at a racetrack.

1. Yes you could wheelie at higher speeds but what I was really getting at is that the throttle would be much harder to control with the turbo on. As a result, since high powered bikes are already easy to wheelie, having a turbo would just be hard to control without a ton of skill.

Did you ever see the episode of “Family Guy” where the Pope is speaking in Boston but lands in Providence and Peter kidnaps him? He’s driving and is maintaining this fiction that they’re actually in Boston. Peter points to a couple of shacks by the side of the highway and says, “Look, and that’s Harvard!” And the Pope…

My race bike weighs about 380-390lbs with a full tank of gas, makes around 180hp at the rear wheel and it’s already hard enough to keep the front end down.

You don’t normally see forced induction on bikes because, DEAR GOD MAN DO YOU REALLY THINK A TURBO IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA!?

so, when girls showed a possible sexual interest in other girls, they shipped them off to live in isolated fortress like place with...a bunch of other girls who may also have felt that way? seems to be a great idea.

Most of u know that I have been a special needs teacher/administrator for nearly 18 years, the only job I have ever known. Excuse me now, there is a huge lump in my throat and I’m sobbing as I write this. Of the hundreds of children with special needs that I have worked with, I can tell you that every single one of…

Clinton’s people just responded by alerting Gohmenrt that if his hand is bigger than his face, he has cancer.

In all fairness to Gohmert, he would know.

1. Forced induction on bikes. You know how turbos have lag? And you understand that bikes wheelie under power? Now imagine turbo lag on a motorbike.

Wow. I’d sacrifice 7 seconds for the manual though.

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boo hoo

I was saying Boo-ernie…

I keep this photo cocked and loaded. This would be the best thing to happen to F1. Then they would have to decide if they are a money-printing company or a sport.

Don’t forget:

I'm confused how F1 sees a huge potential market in the US. Every attempt they've made has floundered. There just isn't the demand for F1 in the US as there in Europe.