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Sex will be outlawed before the government can take away your cars.

A radio and seats barely qualify as mods. They don’t effect the performance of anything or change the way the car functions, and they can be easily removed and the car restored to original.

For that price, I expected a rustbucket or a poorly-thought-out engine swap. NP.

And you have to be... actually, there’s no word to describe being a co-driver. I could ask Dusty Ventures because he is one, but...

Is it bad that I was expecting his reasoning to be that it meant no one in the office could hit on her? And that I’m only marginally relieved (but a great deal more offended) that it was “hur dur, the other women will be jealous and wrathful”?

I DON’T KNOW I’M A NEW ENZO I GUESS!

“the first time all three bombers flew a formation pass over Andersen Air Force Base, dispersed and then simultaneously conducted operations in the South China Sea and Northeast Asia.”

Brain: $9 can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how!

Does your house have electric?

Supercharger aren't meant to be near your home. How far is the closest Prius supercharger

“You gotta spend money to make money.”

It would cost me hundreds in extra purchases of Plan B though.

Hooray, casual racism!

Surely the recently-demised Ford Econoline should receive some love as well. These things routinely make it to ludicrously high mileages, get beat to hell, are dependable, and handle better than the Chevy Express IMO.

Nobody else understands it either.

When one Deadspin post answers another.

Dude, Larry Bird fucked up his back shoveling crushed rock for his mothers’ driveway, and fans were encouraged to come by his house and watch him mow his lawn. He did shit right.

Whatever the justification is for not paying college athletes, the same logic could be applied to coaches.

This guy taught me that the only way to pull yourself up by your bootstraps is by putting a 100 lb kettle bell on your toothbrush and doing deadlifts with a railroad tie while a freight train rides over it.