The annoying relatives are often mixed in with the ones you actually want to see.

Where is your car no one else wants to get in? Because it ain’t that: I kinda wanna see if you’ll sell it.

You have to write this up if it happens.

You can haggle with CarMax? I thought no-haggle was the whole point.

I can’t tell if you’re being facetious: Miatas are probably the most popular track car in the world.

Mama King is looking at used ones, and we don’t get the Micra south of the border.

Anyone on the far left (especially feminists, LGBT, and religious minorities) who thinks that Russia supports anything they stand for has their head in the sand.

She also doesn’t seem to know that the sperm decides the baby’s sex

As a physical barrier, hair/beard is a much better block for UV than sunscreen. The last time I shaved (2009, I think) it was obvious that the upper half of my face had seen far more sun than the lower. And even with non bearded folks, your scalp doesn’t normally get burned under your hair, even if you stay out in the…

Polls show that most registered Democrats and Republicans think Democrat legislators should resign if they committed some kind of misconduct. I wish I was kidding.

You’re assuming they’re not the demagorgons.

Schumer is smart enough to drag it out for months. If they want him out, they’ll need to start sooner than that. If that happens, all the Trumpkins will abandon the GOP and they’ll lose the House for sure.

He may have promised to release his medical results, but he also promised to release his tax returns.

Unless you’re Bill Clinton—-then your horndog behavior will be used as a cudgel against an entire political party for time immemorial; weird how that works, right?

It varies. Some of them really don’t like IVF because the extra embryos are disposed of.

St Helena.

Not that I care what these people want, but Alcatraz hardly counts as tropical. What’s the Twain quote? “The worst winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco”?

I drove a Boxster for two weeks in September. I liked the drop top more than I thought I would, but I still have no real desire to get a convertible of my own.

Those built in ports are useless. I was in a Lyft a couple months ago and the guy was complaining that his phone didn’t stay charged while he was driving around with the map on, even though he left it plugged into the USB plug in the car. Having had the same problem in rental cars, I told him to go pick up a cheap $5…

The CR-Z had a manual option. It also looked pretty decent. People panned it.