“Pledge MILF”?

I dated a 6' tall woman a few years back. For the record, I am 5'8" (important in a second). She liked heels, and I wanted her to get 8" heels so she’d be a full foot taller than me when we went out. She was game, but apparently they don’t really make non-platform heels that tall which are actually meant to be walked…

Am I the only one who thinks this picture from the Schmilk website makes it look like it’s construction sand?

I had a friend in grad school like this. Worse, she was both picky about what she’d eat and vegetarian. All of this together made things very complicated, and she frequently ate like crap. She read about something called “nutraloaf” where you take all your food for the day, grind it up, and serve it like a meatloaf.…

Much less power too: this has 163bhp/ton, a GTI only has 142.

I was promised high adventure storymaking. I got murder hobo inventory management.

Of all the ridiculous Chick Tracts, this is my favorite one.

http://mihryza.deviantart.com/art/Selfmade-Monopoly-One-Piece-558116698

Raisin’ your kid right, I see!

Not being Canadian, I had no idea who Hiram Walker was.

Paint stops your chassis from rusting. You could ask why we have color choices, but we don’t really so it doesn’t matter.

I’ve heard they’ve cut back on the free beer. :-/

Because he’s (figuratively) full of hot air?

It just says death is an option.

Might as well skip to the end here...

Link?