Hmm... Depression & withdrawal? Check! Feeling powerless? Check! Intense anger? Check! Violating company policies? Check! Skipping out on work? Check! Apparently I only have five, but I’m blaming Trump for them. Oh! Blaming others makes six!

Devin Nunes.

If he could have kept his id channeled properly, we might not have those ghouls in power right now.

If you’ll excuse me, I need to go find a V8 Ford Falcon and some guzzoline.

Damn... I should run for president.

Magneto has never been shown to start car engines.

What about a belly button?

You should come screaming into the parking lot sideways, saunter up to the counter, and see what they say.

I think I saw Bigfoot in that RX7 video.

I know, but the fact that they’re going to cause this bill to fail and save the rest of us makes me feel funny.

Yeah, for sure. Go play with some dogs. One of them will probably make “that” look at you, and the next thing you know you’ll be halfway home with it strapped in the back seat.

He might, but even if he manages it by some miracle, it looks terrible for a party which controls both legislatures and the White House to not be able to pass their first piece of major legislation. It shows they’re divided and makes them seem weak. It also means their whips will have that much harder a job to do to…

Why not just go to a shelter and play with their puppies? Or at least to one of those pet stores that partners with a local shelter to give the animals more exposure?

Meh. The bigger issue they ignore is that government shouldn’t run like a business. They have fundamentally different goals, at least in a state which doesn’t simply exist to benefit a small number of people at the top.

Why? These are not mutually exclusive statements. Something can be good for one group without being bad for another.

In dogs, it’s a term of trade to call a double coat fur and a single coat hair. Even that isn’t universal.

It’s still used in some fancy upholstery for home furniture.

As far as I know, there’s chemically and biologically no difference. The only definition I’ve ever heard which makes a technical difference is that hair is supposedly single layer while fur has two or more layers with different textures. I think that’s only really valid if you’re talking about what furriers care…

Years ago, at the DC Cherry Blossom Festival, I saw a demo by a Western carpenter who’d gone to Japan to learn some of this stuff. He made it very clear that he was no expert, but it was still amazing to see what he made.

It’s like a twisted version of that compliment sandwich thing you’re supposed to use as a manager.