Mount a front bumper carrier with a Yamaha TW200 or Honda CT110 Fiat 500 Abarth

Maybe. I’m not in a very progressive area, but it’s not completely dead. I need to find some locally grown dissidents to hang out with; most of my friends around here are foreigners or transplants.

Believe me, I’d love to. My dreams extend far beyond my ability to execute them.

I thought about it, but I’d just warmed up in the MS3 and decided I’d probably kill myself if I tried out the Viper.

Catoosa, OK (where that bar & grill is) is a town of about 7000. It was definitely not kept quiet: I saw it on here and on various large FB groups, and heard it discussed on the news last week.

I agree, but it’s hard. I asked a friend of mine who’s both super progressive and super well connected to everything local around here, and she couldn’t figure it out.

I’m a lousy wrencher, unfortunately; can’t really do more than basic maintenance. Also, the MS3 has enough issues with torque steer as it is (which is why I didn’t buy it).

Even more than when you were three?

Tigers and house cats aren’t even the same genus, let alone the same species.

Charles Mingus did that. Apparently it’s not that difficult.

When I was car shopping last spring, I went to a dealer that only had two manual cars: a Mazdaspeed3 and a Viper. Pretty big lot, so I was surprised. 

I’m trying to figure out which businesses closed or supported their workers being out so I can help them make up the business. Not sure if there’s a list somewhere.

As much as “that asshole politician” is perfectly accurate, he’s Mitch McConnell, current GoP Senate Majority Leader. We should never forget that he failed to silence members of his own party under the same provision many times in the past. He will be up for reelection in 2020, and we should make sure he’s at least…

Which of Golf-R, STI, and Focus RS do you not consider part of this segment?

My main takeaway from this is the next AF1 should be a B-52.

For track driving, or for a short scoot, the Ferrari wins hands down. But for driving on the highway, DB9 all the way. GT car = made for long distance comfort. The number of opportunities you’ll get to actually open up those extra 340 ponies on a public road is miniscule.

Cheer up: we’re not likely to get it either way.

...shit. Sorry man. Go test drive a Giulia QF in her memory?

Register it in New Hampshire.

Can’t wait to stuff one into some sort of 70s Japanese sports coupe.