Demi Moore is gonna run in 2020?

That’s because Lucas wanted people to believe he could take power, and (most) people don’t understand how real world power grabs happen.

Is the Cayman the cheapest mid-engine car you can get these days?

This is intense.

Average price for a gallon of regular is $2.24. Even midgrade is below $2.50. Those are both higher than earlier in the year: the average was below $2/gal last winter.

Not if you buy it back and then remember why you got rid of it in the first place.

So... Germany doesn’t exist, or just German people?

It’s basically the same car as an Opel/Vauxhall Insignia. The same size as an A6 or Passat, but that’s a midsize in the US. The Impala is the full-size offering: it’s a little smaller than an A8.

I think they also get carbon offset credits.

Though my first thought was why on earth would she seek out the opinion of Margaret Cho in the first place?

I am vaguely considering founding a religion. So far, I’m pretty short on superstitious practices, so I’ll include this if it goes anywhere.

Here in TN, we’ve been able to buy beer in grocery stores forever, but wine only since July. Even then, not after 11pm or on Sundays. Still no booze except at liquor stores, which aren’t allowed to be open on Sundays either. Coming from Illinois/Iowa where everything is available everywhere 7 days a week, this is…

You don’t think she uses a quill?

we are going to live through McCarthyism, v. 2.0

That’s an absolute upper limit, not a real world value.

This is the right answer.

When I was car shopping earlier this year, the mechanic doing the PPIs told me not to look at anything which had lived north of Tennessee. He said some of the big lots around here will go up to Pennsylvania where they can get cheap junkers and sell them to suckers who don’t think to look because things don’t rust down…

FORTRAN

I think your timescale might be a little long.

Turns out they were the same guy all the time. That’s some Fight Club shit.