Christ... $52k would get you an STI or a Golf-R with enough left over for upgrades to let you dust an RS.

Ah. I was working back to the roots of the species, not civilization (which best as I knew popped up in several spots at once).

What’s the downside?

Margaret Taylor was an invalid during Zachary’s tenure.

I have this. It’s probably small enough.

I think you need to reread what I wrote.

Why do you think things won’t go exactly how he’s planning? These guys will destroy the departments they’re being put in charge of, and he will use the lack of regulation to funnel money his way.

And moronic.

It’s ok... we’ll all be in the work camps soon.

There’s supposition that his lawyers would use some information about Roof to save his life that Roof doesn’t want to come out, which is why he didn’t rehire them for the penalty phase.

Kelly Clarkson named her Tesla SUV “Castle” because she loves the former TV show Castle.

What makes you think 2017, the year Emperor Orange Cheeto I actually takes power, is going to be better?

It’s because our big noses let us smell money.

He’d have to be in protective custody (almost the same as solitary) basically forever.

He’s only got his lawyers for the guilt phase. There’s no hope.

Having just rewatched the West Wing, this was very confusing to me for a minute.

Something I read about people with narcissistic personality disorder: they can love other people, but really only if they see them as extensions of their own person. Donald likely sees his three oldest in this way, and probably Barron too. Tiffany grew up with her mom in California after she was about four, so he…

Yeah, but that’s not creepy because there’s a good reason the President’s wife wasn’t able to do it. This just plays into the whole “he wants to sex his daughter” thing.

There was an hour of discussion about the various roles of FLOTUSs on NPR a couple days ago. It included a lot of comments about this exact dynamic (both Ivanka and Melania).

Hot hatch is the way to go, so I’m gonna second Tom’s suggestion, and also suggest a FoST might work if we relax the German part. I’d suggest a WRX hatchback, but finding one which hasn’t been abused isn’t easy — ask me how I know! A MS3 would fit too, but it has the same problem as the WRX.