GIRL GET OUT OF THERE NOW

My favorite definition of “progressive” is “agrees with me on all issues that I consider important to being a progressive”.

Ask Ted Cruz if you could use his bulk discount rate.

Being a progressive means you hate Hillary? That’s news to me. I thought being progressive means fighting for progressive issues, not creating a purity test of which of those issues are necessary to be considered progressive.

Those people?

Not surprised. These people, many of whom are first time voters because of age or previous indifference, were told that Hillary (and not Trump) was the enemy for nearly a year. Many of the younger ones come from Republican homes where Hillary has been Public Enemy #1 since before they were born. They who are trying to…

ENHANCE.

Go figure.

The same reason I leave the fridge door open. I know I’m coming back later, so why the extra fuss?

Even worse, I am sorry I am being punished for my actions that I secretly still think are right.

It’s probably the “sorry I got caught” type of remorse.

Collins said in court papers she’s now remorseful for her actions.

The only statement so far was clearly written by a third-party.

1. He is racist.

“Real America”

I’ve had one of these things for years. It is my absolute favorite thing to cook on. It’s also a go to wedding present. I fry turkeys year round, and every time I have people over they always ask me to cook one. This is a hell of a buy at this price.

I’ve had one of these things for years. It is my absolute favorite thing to cook on. It’s also a go to wedding…

I own one and really like it. I’ll echo that the basket can be a bit of a pain to clean, but aside from that, it’s a great cooker.

I own one and really like it. I’ll echo that the basket can be a bit of a pain to clean, but aside from that, it’s a…

Typically if I am cooking a turkey or chicken, the main inside section just rinses clean with hot water and then gets a quick wipe down with soap. I have not had anything get really stuck to the inside. The basket is a paint in the ass to clean though.

Typically if I am cooking a turkey or chicken, the main inside section just rinses clean with hot water and then…

Have this thing, absolutely love it for turkeys, roasts, etc. The ONLY thing I don’t like about it is cleaning the basket and the inside of the fryer after each use. Get some of that Dawn Power Dissolver stuff and some scouring pads - you’ll need them.

Have this thing, absolutely love it for turkeys, roasts, etc. The ONLY thing I don’t like about it is cleaning the…

The CFL’s official wrapup story describes it as Canadianly as they can: