You seem to have a well thought out idea full of simple to achieve goals. Nothing about your keyboard mashing sounds unreasonable, irrational, or childishly unrealistic.

If you’ll excuse me, I need to go back to my job as an astronaut firefighter on the Moon.

Nope. This is the thing I’m most excited about as well.

Well. Almost.

Fun fact: It’s always every mammal except for bats season in New Zealand. All mammals, but bats, are no native and hunting of nonnatives is permitted year round.

I can’t find it anywhere. I love the Ruby Redbird, though.

Honestly, I like just about everything Shiner makes. They all tend to have a recognizable Shiner taste, which luckily I like.

This person does not get invited to parties.

Delete your account.

Weird late comment and question. How do you like your Ridgeline? I'm looking to trade the old sedan for a truck, and while I don't hate them at all, I get the impression that it may not be all that functional — I'm not going to Moab, but I am going places where I managed to get our 4x4 Xterra stuck. Used they tend to…

It's fine. We'll have these available in about an hour.

It's likely a way around "giving" them the equipment. That way they can't financially benefit from any of it, and it isn't considered an impermissible benefit. I'm sure the cost of "leasing" it is rolled into the overall value/cost of their scholarship.

Note: This is pure speculation, but it sounds good to me.

No. I have never shouted at nobody in particular that I would shoot them. I have said things like "I can't believe you made me bleed on this shirt I got it at the Banana Republic Outlet", though.

I was drunkenly making jokes about the fight I had just gotten in while this guy is threatening to shoot up a club. And…

You're awfully quick to vigorously defend someone who you have no clue about at 11 AM on a work day. Should we assume that you are not a grown man, or that you don't have a job?

You know whats worse than him being made fun of by strangers on the internet at 11 AM on a workday? Him being treated like a princess and…

Well. Who can argue with this? I mean ChopChat certainly seems like an unbias source for critical analysis of alleged wrong-doings regarding FSU.

That is EXACTLY what I took from it.

BRB starting a news website.

Lets look at the facts:

1. Chuck Johnson shits.
2. Someone shit on the floor.
3. Chuck Johnson has provided no evidence that he did not shit on the floor.

Conclusion: Chuck Johnson is a serial floor-shitter-onner.

Clearly Target has the right to sell, or not sell, anything they want and their efforts to remove media that they feel "promotes" violence against women is commendable.

"poor manners"

Bless your simple-minded heart.

"Fuck CNN" is the right answer.

Sounds like typical SEC bias. Deadspin, SB Nation, even reality itself is simply a part of the anti-Noles, pro-SEC propaganda machine. I wouldn't be surprised if some of the players getting into trouble are actually SEC plants, I mean lets look at the facts:

P.J. Williams had an offer to go to Alabama.
P.J. Williams…