That is EXACTLY what I took from it.

BRB starting a news website.

Lets look at the facts:

1. Chuck Johnson shits.
2. Someone shit on the floor.
3. Chuck Johnson has provided no evidence that he did not shit on the floor.

Conclusion: Chuck Johnson is a serial floor-shitter-onner.

Clearly Target has the right to sell, or not sell, anything they want and their efforts to remove media that they feel "promotes" violence against women is commendable.

"poor manners"

Bless your simple-minded heart.

"Fuck CNN" is the right answer.

Sounds like typical SEC bias. Deadspin, SB Nation, even reality itself is simply a part of the anti-Noles, pro-SEC propaganda machine. I wouldn't be surprised if some of the players getting into trouble are actually SEC plants, I mean lets look at the facts:

P.J. Williams had an offer to go to Alabama.
P.J. Williams…

I think ripping ON other peoples content is more accurate.

Was he going to "try to obviously not leave bruises" with his mind? Does "time out" require effort to not leave bruises?

I believe Volkswagen's reasoning is "the Scirroco looks too good" because they have dedicated themselves to only offering generic vanilla flavored cars with a VW badge slapped on.

It looks like Nissan tried to turn a 2001 Hyundai Tiburon into a truck that is sold exclusively to house wives who want to drive something that matches their botched plastic surgery and spray tan.

Who cares? That thing up there is impossibly ugly and I want it to die.

Maybe anything our imaginations can come up with could have happened. Maybe the police officer could have used magic to turn her gun into a banana... But that isn't what happened. What did happen was a 93 year old woman was waving a gun around and fired 2 shots, according to HER nephew, before being shot. (source: htt…

waving* ugh.

I'm outraged at my use of the wrong wave/waive. And I think I did it in other comments — now ALL of my points have been invalidated. :(

They did ask her to put the gun down... That seems like a perfectly reasonable request that she ignored.

They put him on leave, as is standard procedure, while they investigate. It was not done as punishment.

You're clearly a crazy person. I hope they take away YOUR drivers license too.

You mean you don't threaten friends and law enforcement every time something doesn't go your way? Why not? A lot of commenters seem to think this is a perfectly reasonable way to behave and shouldn't have dire consequences.

You're fucking ridiculous.