It asked you to kill naggers? What's the big deal? Everyone hates naggers.

"he took LSU to the national championship game"

Internetting: You're doing it wrong/perfectly.

Hi, I would like to welcome you to the internet.

Yakety Sax on repeat.

The lady at 979-255-2107 seems a little irritated.

Only, you would have to find milk jugs that were somehow more expensive than a normal lampshade.

/downloads app.

I like you, and I like what you say.

Placing him in a Winn-Dixie is what really did it for me.

If this were really about patriotism, or a feeling of duty, and not money, they could always, ya know, accept sponsorship from various branches of the US Military for free, or put the money they make from sponsors like the National Guard back into funds that directly benefit those that serve in the National Guard.

All day, every day.

HAH! Nice. I posted the exact same thing.

The splinter thing does get to me if I have to use wood, but I have this: http://www.amazon.com/Fire-Wire-Stainless-Flexible-Grilling/dp/B001BXMNAU

Welp. The headline is certainly wrong.

Organize a Travel Group, Get Frustrated, Seriously Consider Never Asking Your Friends to do Anything With You Ever Again.

I really like what you've done here, sir.

These are not statistics ladies and gentlemen - they're flesh and blood! I want you to burn those images into your memories, because they should haunt you until the day you die!

You've won, good sir, or madam. You've won.

"It's unpatentable."