Placing him in a Winn-Dixie is what really did it for me.

If this were really about patriotism, or a feeling of duty, and not money, they could always, ya know, accept sponsorship from various branches of the US Military for free, or put the money they make from sponsors like the National Guard back into funds that directly benefit those that serve in the National Guard.

All day, every day.

HAH! Nice. I posted the exact same thing.

The splinter thing does get to me if I have to use wood, but I have this: http://www.amazon.com/Fire-Wire-Stainless-Flexible-Grilling/dp/B001BXMNAU

Welp. The headline is certainly wrong.

Organize a Travel Group, Get Frustrated, Seriously Consider Never Asking Your Friends to do Anything With You Ever Again.

I really like what you've done here, sir.

These are not statistics ladies and gentlemen - they're flesh and blood! I want you to burn those images into your memories, because they should haunt you until the day you die!

You've won, good sir, or madam. You've won.

"It's unpatentable."

It would like to promote you, sir.

Well.

"Jetpack 4G LTE Mobile Hotspot MiFi 4510L"

"A few examples doesn't mean that the shrimp are all like that."

God put that oil there for man, because he knew that one day man would create internal combustion engines requiring fossil fuels, which were created when God got mad and killed all the dinosaurs (because of gay marriage), you communist!

Yep. I want that.

Turns out Bobby P is a stud.

These things do not look pretty for very long no matter what they look like brand new, so there is no reason to pay a premium.

There are so many cheaper options. If you're against a small aluminum baking pan for any reason, you can get a $10 stainless steel box from just about anywhere that sells grilling accessories.