Everything about this is so fucking stupid.

Holy. Shit.

What? You're kidding me. Prove it.

I would like to see them connect a keyboard, maybe put it on a hinge of some sort, so it closed, kind of like a book. After that? Hmm... On the keyboard they could add some sort of area that functions similar to a touch screen, except smaller — a sort of pad that tracks your fingers movement and controlled an onscreen…

My dentist does this, and it blows my mind every time.

You should tell someone on the internet about the injustice that is this blog post.

"So there's a decision to make: live long, miserable and steak-free; or die young, happy and elbow-deep in burger."

I do not, at all, understand what your point is.

I just clicked your heart SO hard.

"...the solution isn't to eat the products of LikeMeat; the solution is just to eat a few more vegetables."

You may be right, and I fell for it hook, line, and sinker.

HEAR HEAR!

People are better at making fun of what they like, or are at least versed in, far better than what they don't give a shit about, or are ignorant to.

Says the man who takes over a month to reply, and has not stars.

Do you typically comment after only reading as far as the jump?

*furiously searches for the "like" button*

This doesn't bother me. Ads made to look like tweets planted in my feed wouldn't bother me. HELL, let them scan my feed for keywords, so that they can send me targeted ads.

*Posts picture of something nerdy, and semi-related*

It's my eating skills that are really awe-inspiring.

One single instance ANYWHERE else — provide it, and I will print out your comment and eat it... faster than light.