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"That's just how things work in the real world."

You shut your filthy mouth. He is a dreamboat!

They made them watch one of those "look closely" videos and then AHHHHHH a screaming monster face!

This reads like the paranoid ramblings of an alt-med proponent. It's all a conspiracy! A secret cabal doesn't want the TRUTH to get out! Because if it did...

No.

Yes, and yes.

"ape-fuckingly unpopular"

Pornography is about to get really awesome.

Bleacher Report is going to be pissed.

HEAR HEAR!

Luckily, I've had all of my antique pianos retrofitted with keys made from the bones of orphaned children.

This was under the assumption that Google is your homepage.

1. Open Safari.

I like what you've done here.

that should say that "human life is [less than] stuff.

Well put.

I don't know where the rest of this post went...

Well, there's the problem.